Lindsay Lohan was at it again last night on the third episode of her self-titled OWN docu-series. This week, Oprah herself stepped in to do some damage control.

Here’s what you need to know:

Lindsay thinks they make keys at Duane Reade

#KeyGate continues! In case you thought last week’s tribute to Lindsay not having keys to her new apartment was the last we'd hear on the subject, think again. Reprimanding her assistant, Lindsay brings up the infamous keys yet again:  “It takes ten minutes at Duane Reade,” Lohan moans.

I don’t know how the rest of us have all been missing the on-site locksmith—he's right between the candy and family planning aisles.

Lindsay doesn’t want to talk to her assistant

Lindsay’s assistant, Matt Harrell, needs five minutes every morning and evening with her to make sure both of their needs are  met. Unfortunately Lindsay can’t be bothered—and the lack of communication is making things tough for poor Matt. After blatantly dodging the conversation multiple times, Lindsay finally tells Matt that she feels like she’s the one who deserves the paycheck due to his lack of respect for her and his general neediness.

If only they could do a Freaky Friday-type body swap so that Lindsay could gain a little perspective. Sigh.

Lindsay is turning into a docu-series about the making of a docu-series

After showing up late to 7 out of 12 days, and asking for a “personal day” when the crew was already waiting for more than an hour, at least Lindsay is proving consistent in her complete lack of work ethic.  As a result, Lindsay is only cementing the reputation Lohan was hoping to shed with the show.

Someone needs to download “Work Bitch” on LiLo's iPod, stat.

Lindsay continues to be saved by strong African-American women

We’ve already seen Oprah and Shawn Holley lend a helping hand. This week, we got another appearance from Lindsay’s actress-turned-wellness coach, A.J. Johnson. In one of the series’ most honest moments so far, Lohan confesses that being just two months out of rehab, she may not be ready to have her life documented on camera. “I'm feeling a little bit like I’m slipping and it’s scaring me.”

Hopefully, her wellness coach can help the troubled starlet find her footing—but since Johnson is better known as Sharane from House Party, we're not betting on it.

Oprah drops a truth bomb

While Oprah’s driving along the Long Island Expressway (yes, Oprah drives on the LIE!) she asks LiLo the question we’ve all been wondering since the show premiered: Is there anything notable enough in Lohan's life right now to merit a reality series? If she knows what’s good for her, Lindsay should've been shaking in her Uggs watching that scene. We all saw what happened to James Frey when he lost O's stamp of approval.

Oprah also drops the F-bomb

Ever since the show’s trailer dropped, we’ve been curious about when we’ll get to hear Oprah tell Lindsay that “You need to cut the bullshit, you really do.” But that’s not the only expletive the Queen of All Media used during her scheduled check-in with Lindsay. “You’re not going to be fucking up,” she tells our Little Girl Lost, threatening to pull out of the docu-series if Lindsay doesn’t want to commit to it wholeheartedly. “I need to hear that from you because it helps. It empowers me,” Lindsay responds.

We’ve got five episodes left to see if she actually follows through.

Lindsay airs Sundays on 10/9c on OWN