Lindsay Lohan in ‘The Canyons’ as Awful as You Hoped

Well, maybe not TOTALLY awful. Not a lot happens in most of the clip. Lilo tiptoes around in a teddy trying not to wake porn star with a heart of gold James Deen. There’s not a lot of dialog, mostly just shots of a beautiful LA canyon home.

When something finally does happen between Lilo and James, it’s fiery to say the least. But good may not be an accurate description. Feel free to judge for yourself, we don’t want to ruin it.

It is interesting, after reading the reams of recent press about Lilo’s nutjob diva druggie behavior on the set of the film, to see her actually putting the work in on screen.

We’ll employ the double negative of not not good, if that makes any sense.

Also pretty widely written about is this film’s beautiful/depraved aesthetic. This comes off well in this clip and is something that makes us excited to see the adapted Brett Easton Ellis flick.

Not that we were ever not going to see this. Porn stars, Lindsay Lohan, set drama. This has all the makings of an epic movie even if it is the worst cinematic disaster since Glitter.

Which is all just to say, The Canyons hasn’t even been released yet and it’s already been tons of fun.



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