Lindsay Lohan Is Hiring, Ruining Innocent Life

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Wanna rep this dream?

Are you a publicist hell bent on destroying your reputation AND losing your mind? Well good news for you, Lindsay Lohan is hiring!

It appears that Ms. Lohan, known these days for her trainwwreck tweets, fu*ked up family and erratic employment, is in the market for  a new flack now that her’s, Steve Honig, has quit. And to drive home how monumental Honig’s decision to quit was, the Daily News points out that he still reps Courtney Love, not one of the easier clients in the industry.

The News decided to call a few publicists to see if they would ever consider repping Linds, and they all came back with a very, very firm no.

But, if you have PR dreams and an incredibly high threshold for bullshit, get on the phone. You can be part of the Lohan Dream Team.