Bad news kid.
- Lindsay Lohan is super bummed everyone hated Liz & Dick.
- Even worse, only 3.5 million people watched, far below expectations.
- Britney Spears got herself a dog.
- Fox News brought on an intelligent guest who brought up good points and then yanked him off the air when they realized their mistake.
- Beyonce is directing an HBO documentary.
- The kid from Two And a Half Men seems fun, loves Jesus and hates the show that makes him about $300,000 an episode.
- UK reality television really is the best, and if you don’t believe us check this out.
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