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Grandma gets an eyeful

Kate catches Paul in a compromising position. Hmm ...

Welcome to the first Days Of Our Lives Liveblog at our new home! And we couldn't ask for a better day, as all four of our DOOL gays are on today's show. Paul and Derrick .. and those other two.

Join us at 1 PM ET!

Speaking of Ho's ... Abigail.

Kate knocks on the door, and a shirtless Paul answers, thinking it's room service. She bursts in talking "the revised contracts," just in time to see a shirtless, towel-clad Derrick emerge from the bathroom. Derrick says "I think I used up the last of the ..." but stops when he sees Kate. Last of what? Lube? Honey? Cool Whip?

Kate roars "Hello!" and turns to Paul and says "As I've often said, what's more fun than breakfast in bed?" Um ... breakfast in bed with lube, honey, and Cool Whip?

Justin wants to tell Victor that Sonny was jumped by gay bashers in the nightclub, but Sonny just wants him to drop it. And when Justin tells him he's surprised that Paul was there, a testy Sonny bites back "Really? You were surprised? That we were in the same place? isn't that why you brought him her, to break up my marriage?"

Hope drops by the apartment to see Will. Will asks what's up, and Hope says "Will, c'mon. I know."

Justin apologizes about the Paul situation, and asks if he and Will are still trying to work things out. Sonny tells him that being married is a lot more complicated that he thought it would be, but he respects what Justin and Adrienne decided to do. But he's determined to make things work with Will, and as for Paul, well, he's moved on.

Has he ever.

Paul is embarrassed, as he didn't want Kate knowing anything about his personal life. Kate tells him "This is Salem. Nothing remains secret." Meanwhile, DERRICK IS BENDING OVER IN THE BACKGROUND, his towel pulled tautly against his firm buttocks.

He stands up and turns around, and Kate reaches out her hand, saying "Kate Roberts. So nice to make your acquaintance." Derrick says "Likewise," and Kate says "I hope you got some ice on that." WAIT ... WHAT THE HELL?? Oh, she's talking about his black eye. Phew.

She asks Paul if he's going to introduce them, and he sternly says no. Derrick excuses himself, and Kate tells Paul "If you just sign these contracts, you can get back to ... whatever it is you were doing." Paul is still embarrassed, but Kate tells him "If only you knew how many times I've been in this exact same situation." Um ... so Kate has banged impossibly hot gay guys? What am I talking about, she's in the fashion industry.

She says there's a valuable life lesson to be learned: "Never assume it's room service, because you never who's behind that door."

Paul signs the papers, and hurries Kate along. Kate tells him he has to drop this puritan attitude. Paul says "It's not puritan, i'd just like you to keep this to yourself." Kate says "You mean be discreet,' and then laughs maniacally all the way out the door. I love this broad.

Hope has a gift for Ari, and then tells Will he knows that Abby is pregnant, and wants to know why she's keeping it to herself. Will tells her that Abby just needs her space, and they should let her deal with it in her own time.

Derrick sends Will a text to meet in the park. When they meet, he tells him he slept with Paul. Will says 'Join the club." Hey ... now every gay on DOOL is a part of the "I SLEPT WITH PAUL NARITA" club. But there's something else. They were interrupted this morning 'By some lady.' Kate .. something.

Meanwhile, Paul visits Sonny, and tells him he wants to tell him something before anyone else does ... about him and Derrick

THROWBACK THURSDAY! You must remember this.

Kate can't wait to tell Justin that she saw Paul getting all gay with some new manmeat.

Will asks Derrick "My grandma saw you there, and she knew that you guys were ..." and he makes this gesture with his hands that I think is supposed to symbolize hot gay sex but looks more like an arthritic attack.

Will says 'This could be helpful. But what I want to know is if this thing with you and Paul could lead to something."

Paul explains that Kate came over while Derrick was coming out of the shower, and had the time of her life rubbing it in Paul's face. Sonny is confused why Paul thought it necessary to tell him before Kate did, and Paul says "I didn't want you to misunderstand the situation and think it was something serious."

Derrick tells Will he doesn't know where things are going with Paul, but he had a great time, and all of that personal info Will gave him on Paul really came in handy.

Sonny tells Paul that it was just one night, and he can't be sure it won't turn into something serious. He should give it a shot and see how it goes. Paul says "He's not ..." and Sonny interrupts "Good looking? We both know that's not true." Paul responds "It's not that, it's just, he's not ..." Gee, what could that next word be?

Paul tells him he's just not ready for a relationship ... at least with Derrick. Sonny says "And you didn't want Will or me to think it was serious." They're interrupted by Will. Paul leaves, and Will asks Sonny what happened.

As he leaves, Paul tells the potted plant "Damn you Kate, you didn't have to know."

That's it! Thanks for joining me!

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