Liveblogging “Days Of Our Lives:” Rage Starts Welling

Will goes off on Gabi, Nick, and … Sonny. Does this mean some hot make-up sex? Probably not.

I have high hopes for today’s episode. The hottest Will is Angry Will.

Sonny is talking to Ari about hiring German barmaids. Busty German barmaids, from the way Ari keeps staring at their pictures and smacking her lips. Cameron passes by, and Sonny laughs that they’re planning an Oktoberfest at the club, and he has to do some hiring. He invites Cameron, and then oh so subtly suggests that Cameron invite Gabi.

That’s probably not going to happen, as Gabi is busy being devoured whole by Nick. Will walks in, says “What the hell is going on,” and it gets worse from there. He yells, “What is he doing in my apartment? Have you lost your mind!” and Nick says “Bro, you’re way out of line.” Wait a minute … he called Will BRO? Who does he think he is … Sonny? Boo-ya!

Will, Nick, and Gabi get up in each others faces, fingers wagging all over the place. Will says “Never touch me again. And don’t tell me how to talk to the mother of my child, especially when she’s about to make the biggest mistake of her life by hooking up with a disgusting, DISGUSTING human being like you!” The hot spittle flies!

Chad gives Abby a copy of Jack’s book “She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft … Literally.”

Will and Nick are still screaming at each other, and Will says “If you tell me you’ve changed one more time, I will beat the living crap out of you.” In a hilarious moment, Will says “You were about to have sex on our couch because Sonny and I were gone for a few hours?” and Nick responds “That’s what you’re worried about … the couch?”

Gabi finally gets a word in edgewise, and tells Will that he can’t control her life. More bickering ensues, and Nick smugly drops the bombshell that Sonny knew that he and Gabi had been together in the apartment. Will is stunned.

apropos of nothing … “If you really want to know. What I want in a guy.. Well, I’m lookin’ for a dream on a mean machine, with hell in his eyes”

Will decides to storm out, but tells Gabi “Because of you, I walked in on my worst nightmare crawling his way back into my daughter’s life. That’s on you.” DOOR SLAM!

Nick and Gabi blah blah blah “I can’t believe Will was so smug”. Okay, That made me do a spit take. Gabi says she needs time to think, and Nick leaves. She then tells the air “Oh Nick, I have to move on with my life, and deep down, I know it doesn’t include you”

Will storms back to the park, rips the head off the bunny (i may be embellishing) and says “I just saw Nick and Gabi. Have you been lying to me?”

Another hot waiter alert!

Will is still going on and on about what Nick said, and bleats out “I don’t want any excuses from you, Sonny, you should have told me, and you didn’t.” Now it’s Sonny’s turn, and he stands up,tells Will to quit bitching at him, and says “Do you know everything that I’ve put up with from you?” OOH! Will’s eyes widen. I Love Dramatic Sound Effect Causing Sonny!

That’s it! Thanks for joining me. We’ll be back Monday

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