Gabi is reunited with Will and Ari. Did prison make her less annoying?

Meanwhile, here's Part Two of Sonny's European Adventure!

"Dear Mom and Dad, this note is going to have to be short, and I can't say much, but you just have to know that i'm fine, and can take care of myself.

Uncle Vic wanted me take a look at a pub in Wales, and while there, my Grindr (i swear I don't use it, it ... came installed on the phone) started going off. A man came up to me and introduced himself as Jack, and said he needed my help. It's been a whirlwind ever since, and things have happened you would not believe, but it's been one hell of a ride.

We've been getting to know each other (he's a constant flirt), but when I ask him about his past relationships, he just gets a sad, faraway look, and whispers "Ianto." I did some digging and discovered that a former love had died a stupid, meaningless death that still makes no sense. I feel bad for him, but I'm relieved I've never had to experience anything like that.

Oh hey, I've got to go, that super annoying woman Jack works with is bitching about something again. I'll talk to you later, and please don't worry!

Love, Sonny"

Gabi is throwing Ari around like a rag doll. Pace yourself, honey. Meanwhile, it appears that Gabi has been released because of ... reasons. Seriously, what the hell? Are they going to explain how a murder sentence of ten years can be cut by 90%.

Everyone is happy, though, with the notable exception of Ari, who has just realized to her horror that she's no longer going to be the only temper-tantrum throwing, whining drama queen in the apartment. Well, she's not going to be the only FEMALE temper-tantrum throwing, whining drama queen in the apartment.

Wait ... so Gabi is out because Aidan found an "error" in the judge's sentencing? So that negates the rest of her sentence, apparently.

Chad is under hypnosis, and Marlena plants a suggestion. Every time he hears a phone ring, he must remove a piece of clothing. Umm ... anyone know Chad's number?

Gabi is pigging out at TBD. Actually, I don't blame her. Believe me, I know how bad prison food is. I mean ... I assume it's bad. Anyway, Rafe invites her and Ari to move in with him, but Gabi says she doesn't want to upset Ari's routing, and she'll move back in with Will and Sonny. Oops.

Rafe takes Ari over to the bar, and Will tells Gabi that Sonny is on a European Adventure, and hye doesn't know when he'll be back. Gabi wants to know what the hell is going on. What could have happened to make Sonny move out? It must have been huge problem. Will says " It was a huge problem! Paul Narita! John Black's long-lost son!"

Oh Will, you're really going to make ME BRING THIS BACK, aren't you?

Gabi hears the whole sordid story (well, some it. Will tells her he slept with Paul, and he messed up again after that, and that's why Sonny left, but doesn't tell her about the dozens of other things he's done). Gabi tells him to be strong, and fight for Sonny, and he'll come back.

Gabi holds Will's hand and tells him that Sonny is a good man, and she's sure he'll be back. Will tells her that she should definitely stay in the apartment, and he wouldn't have it any other way. But if random drunk guys come knocking on the front door in the middle of the night calling out "Hey, fuck buddy!", just ignore it.

That's it! Thanks for joining me!