Sonny accuses Gabi of throwing Kate and Sami under the bus. Gabi freaks out ... probably.

Aww!

We start with EJ body parts. Hairy chest ... sensuous lips .... surprisingly good teeth. A blonde starts humping him ... no, it's sadly not Will, it's Abigail. Oh, it's another dream. Meanwhile, in another part of town, Abby is having a mutual orgasmic vision. Damn, EJ is one talented Ho.

Oh dear, Gabi is "in a mood" again. Sonny thanks Gabi for taking her freak outs somewhere else so he could have some alone time with Will, but her can tell by her ANGRY FOLDING that she's about to have a meltdown. She blasts him for ratting her out to Sami, and telling her that Gabi is this close to finding Nick a dreamboat again. Sonny puts on Stern Sonny, and tells her he wasn't wrong to tell Sami, but Gabi insists that she's right, and that Nick has changed.

Sonny lets Gabi have it about being brain dead when it comes to Nick, but she finally tells him that Nick came clean to her, Kate, and Sami about remembering everything. Sonny says "So he's been playing you this whole time since he's been back!" Gabi starts today's freak out with "He didn't say anything because he didn't want anyone to feel uncomfortable. He thinks I'm innocent."

The pillow talk between Ejami usually makes me ill, but Sami tells him that the reason she just bonked the hell out of him ... is because of Will. Ick! Oh wait ... it's because Will is getting married. EJ is ecstatic, which is sweet to see, and he tells her that he's going to put together the perfect ... Double Wedding. Sami immediately nixes the idea.

Sonny is confused. "First you tell me that Nick remembers everything about that night, then you say he thinks you're innocent?" Gabi responds "Well, I am, basically. I hit him with a rock, but it was self-defense. Sami and Kate are the ones who convinced me to throw him in the river." Sonny reminds her that Kate and Sami risked everything to help her, and now she's throwing them under the bus. Gabi tells him that she's just telling him what Nick thinks about the situation. Why didn't she set Nick straight about what happened? Gabi replies "How could I. He's right!"

Gabi continues to shed brain cells at velocity speed. "Nick could have had us arrested, and he didn't! He could have sent us to prison, and he didn't! He's changed!" Sonny tells her to stop being a doormat for him, and open her eyes. He's proven time and again that he can't be trusted, but she won't see it because she's too blind and weak! Testify! "Will could have died because of this head case, and a few months later you're sleeping with him in our living room. You hit in the head with a rock, you call it self defense, then you defend him. Let me ask you ... what is your landspeed record for wanting to sleep with him again, or did you already break that record?"

SLAP!

She's done it now. She tells him she was crazy to think they could ever be friends, and storms out. In a hilarious moment, Sonny calls out "Hey, it's your turn to watch Arianna!."

Sami arrives to see the baby, and Sonny pretends that it's business as usual. Sami can tell that something is wrong, and Sonny admits that he just had a huge blowup with Gabi about her Nick insanity.

They talk about Gabi comparing her forgiving Nick with Sami forgiving EJ, and Sami tells him that things are good between her and EJ now, and in fact, she wants to start coordinating the weddings. Sonny gets an unexpected phone call from Gabi, who apologizes for overreacting. She realizes that Sonny was just voicing his opinion, and she loves Sonny, and he's a father to Ari, blah, blah, blah. Sonny buys it, but little does he know that Nick is behind the scenes, coaching her on what to say.

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That's it! Thanks for joining me. The show is preempted tomorrow. Not sure if we'll be back Friday, but we'll let you know!