Just Took a DNA Test, Turns Out I’m 100% Gay for Lizzo

The "Juice" queen gets the sexy treatment she deserves in this month's "Playboy" magazine.

Lizzo has graced the pages of Playboy magazine, and baby, we’re feeling good as hell.

In the interview, appropriately titled “Lizzo the Incomparable,” the pop star opened up about fostering self-love, making body positivity “mainstream,” and using her platform to encourage diversity.

She wasn’t shy about promoting her Playboy feature, either, tweeting out to her fans that she was “BEIN FAT BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL EVERYWHERE—WHO GON CHECK ME BOO?!”

“Gender doesn’t really exist,” she told the magazine. “We created social gender, so we gotta destigmatize it, take the importance off of skirt versus pants. That’s not even real, dog. What are you fucking talking about? ‘This is a boys’ club.’ Get your dumb ass outta here. This is a girls’ club, ho. Shut up.”

And, because she’s Lizzo, the pop singer absolutely slayed her photo shoot. Lizzo may be crying ’cause she loves you, but we’re crying because these photos have us feeling very gay feelings.

Though Lizzo herself doesn’t ID under the LGBTQ umbrella, she’s showed up time and time again for the queer community. Last March, she spoke with the It Gets Better Project about promoting confidence and self-love. She’s appeared as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race and interviewed queer artist Big Freedia for Paper magazine’s 2018 Pride issue. Oh, did we mention her songs are total feel-good bops?

Visit Playboy’s website for the full interview and photo shoot, and look out for Lizzo’s next album, Cuz I Love You, which drops April 19. (Lizzo, if you’re reading this, one fabulous fat goddess to another—call me!)
 

To hold you over, check out “Tempo,” Lizzo’s latest single and a collab with the iconic Missy Elliot.

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