America’s Oldest Living Cheerleader Slut performed Wednesday night at L.A.’s Staples Center, drawing a legion of fans and a slew of famous folks. Decked out in what might (probably) be Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback” video cast offs (actually the costumes from her “Give Me All Your Luvin'” video), the feisty 54-year-old kicked it like a performer half her age. She even found time to take a dig at Lady Gaga, chanting “She’s Not Me” during her rendition of “Express Yourself.”
Because it’s Madonna, and L.A., the paparazzi were out in full force to capture all of Madge’s famous fans taking in the show. So who attended?
Left: Depressing fun fact: Emma Roberts was born the same year Madonna hit number one with “Justify My Love.” Right: Thankfully, Rose McGowan is older.
Ashley Madekwe (left) and Terri Seymour look vaguely coordinated with each other.
Left: Mark Salling is all, “what, leave me alone, I’m going to see my special dream lady. Right: David Burtka dresses up, while Neil Patrick Harris goes Madonna casual.