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Madonna Will Cut The Bitch Who Leaked Her New Album

Woe betides the fool who leaked thirteen songs reportedly from Madonna's as-yet-unnamed new album, rumored to include contributions from Aviici, Natalia Kills, Diplo and possibly Miley Cyrus.

The Material Matriarch is not. having. it.

Madonna hit Instagram last night to address the leak, calling it "artistic rape" and "a form of terrorism." She also insisted the songs are rough demos, "half of which won't even make it on my album."

Madge pleads with her fans to not listen to them: "Why not give me the opportunity to finish and give you my very best?"

Last month, a clip from another song, "Rebel Heart," leaked online, though Madonna didn't seem as incensed about that. Her manager, Guy Oseary, did send out a terse tweet about it, though.

In the past, fans who attempted to illegally download songs from 2003's American Life discovered they actually downloaded a clip of Madge declaring "What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

We think she's ready to up her game. Don't be surprised if the leaker winds up hung by his feet from a disco ball somewhere.

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