The Queen of Pop's music video for her latest single, "Bitch, I'm Madonna," has leaked, to the surprise of no one.

The video features cameos from Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora... and Chris Rock.

Related: No, Madonna Is Not “An Old”

The video, which debuted on Tidal, features Madonna Louise Ciccone skipping around the Boom Boom Room–a popular nightclub at the top of Manhattan's Standard Hotel (you know, that place where Beyonce's lil sis went HAM on Jay-Z in an elevator last year.)

As Diplo's bass thunders, Madge makes out with a hot dude...

...then says hello to a dreadlocked Rita Ora, accompanied by Chris Rock, who was probably in town and was like "Yeah, why not."

Congratulations to Rita Ora's agents.

Then we see some glow in the dark sock puppets. Hi!

Next we get treated to some slick choreography, showing that the Michigan native's still f*ckin got it at 56.

Then she pours a shot down male model/sentient jawline Jon Kortajarena's throat.

Jon starred in Madonna's super gay video for "Girl Gone Wild," so they're obviously very tight.

Miley shows up and throws up the bird and sticks her tongue out in typical Miley fashion.

Hi, Alexander Wang.

Diplo and Madonna's son Rocco chime in.

Then Yoncé, who clearly filmed herself on her Mac photo booth and sent it into Madonna on a zip drive, says "Bitch, I'm Madonna" but really means "Beyoncé."

"Same." -Katy Perry.

Hi, Kanye.

Nicki Minaj appears on an iPad to spit her fire in the last 40 seconds.

Basically, the video is one big "If you're in town, stop by" but it's pretty fun. Watch it below.