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Madonna has ruled world stadiums for months now with her MDNA tour, pissing off foreign nations and her fellow Americans, alike, with allusions to gun violence, drug references, on-stage politicking.

And the fashion, my gawd!

Well, feast your eyes no longer because you may soon be the proud owner of your very own Madonna-sweat covered majorette uniform or pleather Hare Krishna outfit. And who knows what else (because we don't know yet)!

Turns out, the Madge has decided to donate her Kaballah-infused stage wear and accessories to be auctioned off to benefit victims of Hurricane Sandy.

Emphasis on, to benefit.

Though most of that black cling wrap she sported while licking her own back onstage looks warm enough, we don't think the storm ravaged New York coast folks would particularly appreciate having to attend school or, say, church or confessional in vinyl catsuits. Not that there's anything wrong with those who choose to live their lives that way.

At any rate, stay tuned for more auction details.

Oh, and if you see Madonna, give her a pat on her freakishly toned back. She recently dodged millions in fines from the Russian government for breaking the country's laws against promoting homosexual propaganda.

Thanks, girl, you're the best. Keep on keeping on. Well...not for too much longer.

(via ONTD)