Magic Mike pulled in a very, very impressive $38 million this weekend, meaning we may get to see another cinematic masterpiece that showcases the taut and toned bodies of some Hollywood A-listers. So, with this in mind, let’s cast Magic Mike 2: Electric Bugaloo.
In the role of the young and emerging stripper battling his demons, Lautner is the perfect choice. He’s got the nice built body and after Breaking Dawn premieres later this year boy is gonna be eager for some work. MM 2: EB seems like a perfect fit.
The seasoned stripper and star of the movie will be Gyllenhaal, obvs. He has the charisma and the body and he and his costar and future BFF Lautner can both talk about what it was like to have Taylor Swift sing songs about them.
Playing the stripper who has absolutely no lines and spends the film gyrating and grinding on women will be Kwanten. That’s basically his role on True Blood after all, right?
The owner of this strip club, which we have decided will be in Wisconsin, will be a former British stripper who is sightly past his prime but still has no problem with taking it all off — Fassbender.
Playing the hardened and long suffering bouncer will be Sharon Needles, a lady offering a little extra.