Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you… (Image: American Apparel)
You’ll never again have to worry about how accurate your gaydar is — those days are over.
Malyasia tells us you can spot if someone is gay by simply looking at their neckline!
The Teachers Foundation of Malyasia has organized seminars for parents so they can teach them how to tell if their precious child is — gasp — a homo. (That last word was said in the voice of the little grandmother from Wedding Crashers.)
“Symptoms” of homosexuality in men include a preference for V-necks, sleeveless shirts, and a chiseled physique. Lesbians are known for eating, sleeping, hanging out with other women, and not being attracted to men. That’s specific enough for you, right?
“The ministry views cases of social ills in the community very seriously and will always give guidance directly and indirectly to all schoolchildren to ensure they stay away from unhealthy activities,” said the Malaysian Education Ministry, a ministry clearly run by muggles.
Please help stop the spread of contagion. Social illness isn’t funny. Just say no to V-necks. And eating.
