Malibu Triathlon Turns Jack Falahee And Chace Crawford Into Beautiful Sweaty Messes

Now let's hit the shower.

Primetime babe Jack Falahee placed third in the celebrity division of the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in Malibu on Sunday, and by the time he crossed the finish line, he was looking like a true professional athlete.

MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Jack Falahee crosses the finish line at the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)

The How To Get Away With Murder star looked exhausted sprinting in the final stretch, drenched in sweat and possibly a little hard-earned vomit:

In other words, Jack Falahee has never looked hotter:

participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Jack Falahee participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Jack Falahee crosses the finish line at the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Jack Falahee crosses the finish line at the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Jack Falahee crosses the finish line at the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Jack Falahee crosses the finish line at the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)

Falahee was joined by his pal Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl fame, who’s currently starring in Blood & Oil. Chase looked sufficiently less exhausted than his bud, but then again, he also didn’t snag a medal in the process.

participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.
participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20: (L-R) Actors Adan Canto, Colin Egglesfield and Jack Falahee pose on the winners podium at the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)

Falahee has been trainig for the triathalon since at least July, when he announced he was doing it to raise money to benefit the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. In total, he raised $11,813 of his $7,500 goal.

Both Falahee and Crawford stopped near the finish line to chat with reporters. And yes, they were still looking pretty damn good there too:

MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20: Actor Jack Falahee participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)
participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.
participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.
participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Actor Chace Crawford participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)
participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actor Actor Chace Crawford participates in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)
MALIBU, CA - SEPTEMBER 20:  Actors Jack Falahee and Patrick Fabian participate in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon at Zuma beach on September 20, 2015 in Malibu, California.  (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Nautica)

Athletic, intellectual, and fine as hell. Jack Falahee, will you marry me?

Matthew Tharrett is a writer, filmmaker, and above all else, a Britney fan. He once shared a milkshake with Selena Gomez.
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