Miss New York Mallory Hagan Wins Miss America, And Rightfully So
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Did you watch the hot ass mess that was the Miss America competition this evening? No? Well, we got you covered.
In the end, Miss New York Mallory Hagan won the crown (we totally called it!) with Miss South Carolina Ali Rogers being named runner-up.
Fourth runner-up was Miss Iowa Mariah Cary (Ha!), third runner-up was Miss Wyoming and second runner-up was Miss Oklahoma.
Miss New York was by the far the best in the competition, managing to actually provide an intelligent answer to her question on gun control and tap dancing like a champ in an outfit that totally channeled Jem.
As for the rest of the girls, well, you kinda put up a good fight.
