Nick the Gardener's got some pretty big — let's just say shoes — to fill. Since he's been off fulfilling his destiny as "Beefcake #4" in the Magic Mike sequel, Ellen has held auditions for someone else to trim her bushes. And lo, the DeGeneres put out a call and all of hot YouTube answered. Below, the 13 hottest hoe-handlers on the interwebs pitch their case to be Ellen's new gardener.

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James Ellis and David Kimmerle

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Derek Yates

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Frank Jones

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Buttastic lip-syncher, Bryan Hawn

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Cliff Tucker

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Antonio Stephen

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Noted petal muncher, Tyler Winder

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Teagan Rose

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Kyle Davis

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Matthew Andrews

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Chuck White

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Max Emerson

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CJ Jones

Which gardener would you want tending to your lawn?