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Mario Lopez, Shirtless And Dipped In Chocolate: PHOTOS

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Mario Lopez's slow slide into gay porn continues at a glacial pace: The Saved by the Bell veteran has toyed with us in Nip/Tuck shower scenes and revved us up with ads for his underwear line. But now A.C. Slater has really taken it the brink by modeling for a nude torso comprised completely out of chocolate. (Of course the delectable dessert stops at his belly button—must've been a heterosexual chef.

At any rate, the edible edifice was erected Thursday at the Grove to celebrate Dove's new line of fancy mint chocolates, but we're kind of put off by the green-strip hair. On the bust, of course. Mario could have a red- white-and-blue-combover and we still totally would.

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