Despite many a young boy’s fantasy that Star Wars protagonist Luke Skywalker might be anything other than heterosexual, no solid proof existed to make this anything more than fan fiction.
A Star Wars superfan tweeted Mark Hamill, star of the original and latest trilogies, addressing the pressing matter of whether or not his character Luke Skywalker might, in fact, be bisexual.
— a(nakin)ddie (@kynoren) January 13, 2016
Whatever we want, eh? We vote pansexual!