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"Queer Eye" Star Antoni Porowski Learns Not to Mess With Martha Stewart

This is a story about a stable, a dog named Creme Brûlée, and the possible end of an Insta-friendship.

Martha Stewart went to prison. People forget that, and yet still they try to cross Mama. The latest fool to rush in where only angels dare to tread has seen his Instagram life flash before his very eyes.

Queer Eye's Antoni Porowski thought he was having a good time, thought he was sharing some seasonal joy, thought he knew what he was getting into when he shared this post commemorating what sounds like a loverly time at Martha Stewart's home.

Martha, however, wanted some respect put on her name, and her IG handle.

Instagram/Antoni

Dear antoni: this is @marthastewart48 You did not tag me on this photo of my stable nor the photo of my beautiful dogs Han, Qin, bete noir and creme brulee We are bummed about that because you have so many followers and you are my Christmas cookies!!! You were nice not to post the forbidden scenes and we thank you!!!

Lord, not the bête noire! Antoni, quickly realizing his social media faux pas, immediately rectified the situation.

Instagram/Antoni

Also, according to Antoni's latest post Martha wasn't following him on Insta, leaving him out in the proverbial, and actual, cold.

Of course, the mark of any good hostess is the ability to shame your guests into submission, so with Antoni having learned his lesson, Martha has semi-graciously welcomed him back into the fold, following him and responding with this shady AF comment:

I think we started a social media "feud" which was not the point I just wanted you to acknowledge my fire, my animals and my food which you seemed to love???

The triple question mark lets you know she's being sincere. It's a good thing.

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