Designer Martine Rose to Men’s Fashion Week in London: “C’mon, Wigs!”

From pussycats to shake-and-go's, these master pieces stole the entire catwalk.

Full disclosure: I love me some wigs. Like, a lot. Some would say too much, to which I say these two words: Martine Rose.

The designer’s latest collection for Men’s Fashion Week in London, which she presented this week, was a comment on the British version of Donald Trump—a.k.a. Brexit—and was therefore a mix of chaos and whimsy. “Playful, but sinister,” Rose said.

So cue… the wigs?

Yes, the wigs!

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This wig’s working 9 to 5… then 6 to 10—with a possible overnight shift. Because it’s the only way it’s gonna make a living.

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Honestly, this wig-on-wig is gorgeous and has Roxxxy Andrews shook. It has the energy of Ann-Margaret (look it up) scissoring Raquel Welch (look that up too).

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It’s as if God Herself came down from on high and whispered “windswept” and then this wig was born.

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The sheer audacity of this bang and a beehive! What more is there to say than, “Inspirational.”

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This wig is such a Miranda.

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Ugh, you know this wig slept with her best friend’s man then Instagrammed a post-coital selfie because it’s a messy bitch who loves drahhhma.

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This wig and this look are a match made in “lesbian shopping for paint samples at Home Depot” heaven.

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I don’t know where this wig ends and the model’s real hair begins, but tell me you’re not getting two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank vibes from it all.

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This wig is laid like Sunday morning—and twice as easy.

Lester Fabian Brathwaite is an LA-based writer, editor, bon vivant, and all-around sassbag. He's formerly Senior Editor of Out Magazine and is currently hungry. Insta: @lefabrat