Full disclosure: I love me some wigs. Like, a lot. Some would say too much, to which I say these two words: Martine Rose.

The designer's latest collection for Men's Fashion Week in London, which she presented this week, was a comment on the British version of Donald Trump—a.k.a. Brexit—and was therefore a mix of chaos and whimsy. "Playful, but sinister," Rose said.

So cue… the wigs?

Yes, the wigs!

This wig's working 9 to 5… then 6 to 10—with a possible overnight shift. Because it's the only way it's gonna make a living.

Honestly, this wig-on-wig is gorgeous and has Roxxxy Andrews shook. It has the energy of Ann-Margaret (look it up) scissoring Raquel Welch (look that up too).

It's as if God Herself came down from on high and whispered "windswept" and then this wig was born.

The sheer audacity of this bang and a beehive! What more is there to say than, "Inspirational."

This wig is such a Miranda.

Ugh, you know this wig slept with her best friend's man then Instagrammed a post-coital selfie because it's a messy bitch who loves drahhhma.

This wig and this look are a match made in "lesbian shopping for paint samples at Home Depot" heaven.

I don't know where this wig ends and the model's real hair begins, but tell me you're not getting two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank vibes from it all.

This wig is laid like Sunday morning—and twice as easy.