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The Craziest Anti-Masturbation Video You've Ever Seen

"Hi, roommate! I just folded your laundry instead of masturbating!"

Instead of masturbating, why not turn to Jesus for all of your needs?

At least, that's the advice given to us in a strange video from Pornsexturbation, a group designated to "addressing sexual issues the way that Jesus would, using gentle humor to convey truth."

The young host of the attack on self-pleasure opens the video by explaining why masturbation "shouldn't be a part of your Christian walk."

First off, he points out that there's no way to masturbate without sinfully lusting after someone while you do it.

"If you are masturbating, you are having lustful thoughts about a woman," he says. "There's no way around it. What else would you be thinking about?"

Well, we could name quite a few things, actually, but he may have a heart attack immediately upon hearing them.

He then claims that masturbation is a selfish act, and your time would be better spent serving people by doing their laundry or cleaning their cars.

There's a lot more to learn in this anti-instructional video, but we don't want to spoil it for you.

Learn the many dangers of masturbation in the video below.

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