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Beyoncé's Dad Will Teach You How To Be The Next Queen Bey For Only $300

Beyoncé is nearing the pinnacle of her evolution into a divine being, and since her dad Matthew Knowles has been cut off from the Holy Yoncé Empire, he wants to give you the keys to unlocking your inner Queen Bey.

And it'll only cost you $295.

On Saturday, September 13, at Houston Community College Central, Papa Knowles — "the legendary, Grammy-winning record-label executive and executive producer of top-selling female R&B group Destiny’s Child and father of superstar entertainers Beyoncé and Solange Knowles"— will host the day-long boot camp, "The Entertainment Industry: How Do I Get In?"

Presumably, other questions will be answered, too. Like:

* Do I like it and should I put a ring on it?

*  Whatever happened to Destiny's other children?

* Is it really hogging the spotlight if it just naturally gravitates towards me?

* Was Blue Ivy an immaculate conception?

Buy your tickets now before they're sold out, 'cause It's not every day you get to meet the man responsible for unleashing such bootyliciousness unto the world. And $295 is a steal to learn what it takes to be the next Beyoncé.

Or at the very least the next Michelle Williams.

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