If evolution is true Josh Duggar did nothing wrong, Drake drops Madonna for Rihanna, opposition pressures Angela Merkel for marriage in Germany

In breaking news, Adult Friend Finder still exists, and evidently has 64 million users worldwide. And now everybody knows who they are, because they've been hacked, and the hackers have published the emails, ages, genders, and sexual predilections and orientations of their users on the Darknet. Many are even identified as military or government employees.

The Memorial Day box office was down over $100 million from last year, with Tomorrowland debuting to a disappointing $41 million over the four day weekend against a budget of $180 million. Insiders are complaining it's because people only want sequels and not original properties, but honestly, I don't know anyone that watched the trailers for Tomorrowland and said "I have to go see that!" Even at the day job, which would be the target consumer, the more common question "What's that actually about?"

Buzzfeed wants us to believe that searching the #Manties tag on Instagram will return a huge number of pics of hot guys in their underwear. My experience is that they pulled out the four hot pictures under that tag to justify their article, and the rest of the pics are either irrelevant or just ads for...unique underwear.

Colby Keller is still in the middle of boning his way through 50 states, but sometimes he'd like recreational sex while he travels. But he's frustrated at the percentage of time he sets up a hookup on Grindr only to have the guy not be interested in sex, or not...capable of sex for whatever reason (NSFW). How you manage to land Colby Keller's hotel room number and not be immediately boned and ready for action I have no idea, but those people should seek help from a medical professional.

Michael Seewald, father of Ben Seewald, who is married to Josh Duggar's sister Jessa, has published an essay in support of the disgraced child molester. It basically boils down to the idea that because Josh has repented, everything is fine. “As it stands criminal charges were not brought against Josh but I believe that Josh’s parents acted in a way that godly parents should. They did not turn a blind eye, but earnestly sought help from the church, counselors, and eventually the police. Maybe they didn’t do it in a way that pleases everyone, but they acted decisively to confront the sin, to call a penitent son back from his errors, and to seek to aid the hurting victims. In the end Josh sought forgiveness from those he wronged, repented of his sins, and came to trust Christ as his Savior.” So just to be clear, if someone assaults you, but then prays to god, we don't need to send them to jail? We can do away with the entire prison system?

Slightly more crazy is pastor Eric Hovind, who thinks the only punishment Josh should receive is being forced to work against LGBT rights, which he was already doing. Besides, the liberals attacking him are also believers in evolution and evolution means what he did doesn't matter anyway. “If evolution is true, then there is no absolute right and wrong. If evolution is true Josh should not have admitted his faults over a decade ago because what one evolved bag of molecules does to another bag of molecules just doesn’t really matter. If evolution is true there is no ultimate Judge on the bench who will hold every man, woman, and child responsible for their actions. And if evolution is true you will not give an account for every idle word you speak.”

The German Green Party is Calling on Chancellor Angela Merkel to push for marriage equality.Right now Germany and Italy are the only two major Western European countries without a direct recognition of same-sex couples that is either marriage or equal. Germany allows for registered partnerships, which fall far short.

Speaking of Ireland, now that the Constitution has been amended to allow for marriage equality, the Seanad and Dáil are working to bring legislation to the floor as soon as possible, with the goal being to allow ceremonies to take place as early as September.

Having failed repeatedly to use the separation of church and state to force the government to remove "In God We Trust" from our money, atheist activist Michael Newdow is attempting to challenge the text using the federal Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which has been cited by conservatives so much recently in attempts to justify much more draconian state laws. It seems to hinge on if you can consider atheism a religion itself.

Twitter has suspended the account of controversial blogger Chuck C. Johnson after he attempted to solicit funds to "take out" civil rights activist DeRay McKesson. Johnson is largely a deplorable human being who believes in doxxing and is regularly in wars with civil rights activist for the LGBT community and operates via threats and intimidation of releasing personal information on families and home lives of people he disagrees with. He rose to fame last year by threatening to revel the identity of "Jackie" who was the subject of the Rape On Campus story in Rolling Stone.

Nobody really knows why, but studies show that an orgasm a day can help prevent prostate cancer. So if you'll excuse me, I don't want cancer, so I'll be in my bunk!

There's really nothing cuter than watching Stephen Fry fangirl over something, so having him go to Apple's campus and talk with Tim Cook about their new campus and the genius of the newly appointed Chief Design Officer Jony Ive is nothing short of wonderful.

Willa Holland revels that the decision to make a Suicide Squad movie robbed us of a big arc on Arrow for Harley Quinn. Pertaining to all the movies that are being made and stuff like that in the comic book world, it’s also taken a side away from the TV shows. Because we had the Suicide Squad and these things inside of it, ARGUS. We were going really heavily into that for a minute. And then, something must have come down from DC or some higher-up above that said 'No, you must cease and desist because we’re going to make it into a movie and we can’t have anyone spoil that idea.' We did get to see that little pigtail and the ARGUS uniform and the little treat of Harley Quinn, and it just got ripped away. So if we could actually have Harley Quinn on the show, that would be amazing. But it’s never going to happen."

As Chris Pratt says, when humans decide to play god with dinosaurs, it doesn't go that well for the humans.

Discover Ireland, the travel bureau for the nation, has wasted no time in putting out advertising for gay travelers in the wake of marriage equality passing. Of course they may have just repurposed an old ad - rainbows are pretty well associated with pots of gold and such.

I've often wished for my flight attendants to be wearing less clothing, but never considered the pilots.

There are several things this picture looks like...

Kerry Degman and Chad White get very close.

A show really takes it out of you as you get older.

Beating @JohnCleese at #Soccerphysics. Then explaining to him how someone stays at the top of his game for so long. pic.twitter.com/FhwiWGyinT — Daniel Sharman (@daniel_sharman) May 25, 2015

We all got so excited about Matt Lewis on the cover of Attitude we neglected hot math teacher Pietro Boselli as the alternate cover.

Pietro Boselli - pic.twitter.com/t5XkNXPlZe

— Steve Peña (@FuckYaStevePena) May 25, 2015

More from the set of Shadowhunters.

Clary & Harry @Kat_McNamara @ShadowhuntersTV pic.twitter.com/x07sgTsNOG — Harry Shum Jr (@HarryShumJr) May 25, 2015

DILF.

Thank you all who've fought & sacrificed & allowed me to spend a Monday afternoon building a bird house with my kids. pic.twitter.com/0SNPRqGokf

— James Van Der Beek (@vanderjames) May 25, 2015

So this is the look James Franco is rocking in The Long Home

And Bryce Harper might just be hot enough to make me consider watching baseball again.

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