Meme: Reeve Carney Says Only Way Is Down After Josh Hartnett Love Scene and More Nick Jonas Gun Show

John Barrowman’s Comic-Con album, call to remove World Cup from Russia and how powerful was Elsa in Frozen?

TooFab spoke with Reeve Carney Reeve Carneyabout his varied love life on Penny Dreadful, and if he knew what season two had in store for him. As for that hookup with werewolf Ethan, “I knew that something like that would likely happen at some point and I figure, you know, you could certainly do a lot worse than Josh Harnett. It’s probably all downhill for me in terms of any man-on-man action I might have on the show. They’ll have to keep their game high!” And that’s how you handle a question like that!

A British company called Hot Octopuss has posted an ad for male sex toys testers. They’ve already launched their first Guybrator, but need some spirited dudes to give their upcoming inventions a try. You can work from home.

The English language is adding words at a rate that completely obliterates any quality control. The internet is responsible for most of them, but that doesn’t’ mean venerable institutions like the AP have to bless “words” like “usie.” Yes, that’s a thing, pronounced us-ee, or basically just a selfie (bad enough) with more than one person in it.

Chris PrattJeanne White-Ginder, the mother of Ryan White, is in Washington urging Congress to fund the program named after her late son. I didn’t even realize not funding the Ryan White Program was an option. Very simply, it saves lives. It saved my life when I was between jobs. That there’s any question that we as a nation would cut a mere $2.6 billion that keeps half a million people with HIV alive each year is beyond comprehension.

Chris Pratt stole his Starlord costume from Guardians of the Galaxy, but he’s not looking to auction it off for coke money or use it for role play in the bedroom. He has a higher purpose in mind. “I stole the jacket and some of the wardrobe so that, if this movie comes out and does what everyone hopes it can, I can follow the example of someone — say, like, a Russell Wilson, you know — and go visit kids. If it was a big enough movie, to where it would mean something to a kid who’s sick in the hospital — for Peter Quill or Star-Lord to come visit them — I’ll do that. I think that’s awesome, man. That would give me real meaning for this movie, you know?”

The Nomen Global Language Center, which teaches English as a second language, has fired a teacher for writing a blog post Sarah Palinexplaining homophones. Yes, a basic element of the English language. The told him “Now our school is going to be associated with homosexuality.” It may not surprise you to learn that the school is located in Utah.

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The male version of the You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll at Toys’R’Us is anatomically correct. It’s a male baby doll that has a baby penis, and it’s freaking moms out. Others are just exasperated with the fuss. “How on earth is it inappropriate for a child to see a naked baby? What about a baby makes a penis or a vulva dirty or sexual? Because that’s what it sounds like when people say that it’s wrong for little girls to see it. The truth is, when a child points out the body part that she doesn’t have, all a parent is required to do is call it by its name.”

Given that Kingdom of Arendelle in Frozen is based on a real place, Nærøyfjord in Norway, just how much energy would it have taken for Elsa to have frozen the kingdom under a layer of ice? A lot of energy. Like extreme amounts, 5,800,000,000,000,000 Joules or about 115 of the Nagasaki nuclear bombs. Or you could just go with magic. Magic works.

Guardians of the GalaxyJohn Barrowman kept a photo diary of Comic-Con, and it’s pretty much the most John Barrowman photo album you’ll see anywhere.

Guess who’s rumored to be in a post-credits scene for Guardians of the Galaxy? Did not see that coming.

Given the anti-gay laws of Russia, and given the escalating violence in the Ukraine and the probable complicit nature of Putin’s involvement in the downing of MH17, David Mixner says that the time is now to remove the World Cup from Russia, while there’s still time to relocate it with little impact. There can be little doubt that between sanctions and violence, sponsors should be terrified of associating themselves with a World Cup in Russia.

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Nick Jonas rather publicly and messily split from his brothers musically a while back, so many people were curious to see what he’d come out with when he wasn’t acting. “Chains” is a fairly specific tale by the lyrics, about unhealthy love that you can’t escape, but Jonas says it’s broader than that. “The story behind ‘Chains’ is basically that feeling that all people can relate to, it’s being trapped. For me specifically in this song, I connected to love and trust and for some people they have said its broader for them, its more than love, it can be about anything that entangles you in your life and doesn’t let you do what you need to do to feel free.” Okay. Or you could just watch it for the arm porn.

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