Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are least desirable neighbors, James Franco explains the selfie, Marilyn Manson to play cross between Kenny Powers and Karl Lagerfeld

Marilyn Manson is set to appear in Wrong Cops from Quentin Dupieux, but he’s also in the director’s next project, which has already shot in secret, where he’s playing a character described as “a combination of Kenny Powers and Karl Lagerfeld.” That should be something.

Is a Super Bowl MVP winner being outed, or has the media just lost its mind?

It’s looking like The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug will win the five day holiday box office with $50 million, followed by Frozen at $43 million, followed by Anchorman 2 and The Wolf of Wall Street.

Speaking of movies, just how badly did Ender’s Game bomb?

We had mentioned that a gay couple will marry on the AIDS Healthcare Foundation’s float in the Rose Parade, and you knew that couldn’t pass without someone being upset. They’re now calling for other corporations to pull their floats from the parade and advertisers to boycott. But it’s wrong when we speak out against Phil Robertson.

The Boy Scouts are set to allow gay youth to join starting January 1, and they’re hoping it’s a nonissue, much like Y2K. “There hasn’t been a whole lot of fallout. If a church said they wouldn’t work with us, we’d have a church right down the street say, `We’ll take the troop.”

GLAAD doesn’t sound like one of the advocacy groups that A&E checked with before deciding to reinstate Phil Robertson to Duck Dynasty without even a slap on the wrist. “Phil Robertson should look African American and gay people in the eyes and hear about the hurtful impact of praising Jim Crow laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. If dialogue with Phil is not part of next steps then A+E has chosen profits over African American and gay people – especially its employees and viewers.”

With no stay in sight, Utah same-sex couples are shattering records for marriages. The record number of licenses handed out in Salt Lake County prior to the ruling was 85 in one day.  Monday they handed out 353.

For quite some time, it had been thought that a deal had been worked out to allow gays to serve in the Bolivian military. But not according to Defense Minister Rubén Saavedra, and his reasoning is a doozy. "The Political Constitution of the Sate indicates that only males can participate in mandatory military service and only males and females can join military institutes and schools, there is no other option. Take it for certain, you have to be male or female.”

We had written about Catholic school vice principal Mark Zmuda when he was fired from his job at Seattle’s Eastside Catholic High School for marrying his boyfriend. But some new details have come up that are pretty horrible. The school did make an offer to allow him to keep his job – all he had to do was dissolve his marriage. No big deal.

The appeals court in Indiana has ruled that in the cases of marriages where one partner has transitioned to another gender during the marriage, they can still get divorced without violating the state’s ban of same-sex marriage, because the marriage occurred when the partners were of the opposite sex.

James Franco explains the Selfie.

When the Supreme Court ruled on Prop 8 and Windsor this year, they very carefully worded their decision in a way that most felt would allow them to avoid the issue of the right to equality for a few years as the nation evolved on the subject. But with a stay of the Utah decision headed to the Supreme Court, time is not on the justices’ side. At best, they may have until 2015 to make a definitive ruling.

The Warwick Rowers aren’t the only college athletes taking it all off for charity.

TLC has given up all pretense of being The Learning Channel, but their new show may teach us a few things. Sex Sent Me To the ER takes real reported ER incidents and reenacts them - badly. I mean so over the top that they're like a community college theater class bad.

I had mentioned the other day that Dominic Cooper was starring in Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond but I had missed the trailer for the miniseries, which has Cooper giving us some spy realness.

What's unreal though is the second trailer for Ultimate Gay Fighter, which introduces us to the villains of the game, along with some serious (who am I kidding, there's nothing serious about this game) kill moves that you can execute.

We all know my history with cats, but even I'm taken by this reenactment of The Lion King with kittens and stuffed animals narrated by children.

Police are searching for a very hot man who rode his motorcycle naked through the streets of a town's Christmas market. The police are calling it a minor nuisance, which probably relates to the spinning of the tires, because I'm not sure how anyone could call a random hot naked guy a nuisance. Slightly NSFW

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, is tired of all the money begs for God. Shouldn't he get a job? I mean sure he rested on the 7th day, but what work has he done since then?

We had talked about Matthew Mitcham's upcoming cabaret show about his life, and now we get to go into rehearsals and relive so many high points, and indeed low points of our hero's life. I wonder if the presenter got a bonus for how many times she worked "Twists and Turns" into the broadcast?

I think I need to just let you experience Kung Fury for yourselves. There is no description I could give this thing that would do it justice.