Lube on the Tube? Gay Brits Shag on the Train While Passengers Gawk

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Two gay men in the U.K. are pleading guilty to charges of “outraging public indecency” on the London Underground.

The men in question, Nicholas Mullan, 24, and George Mason, 35, appeared in court in London last week regarding the late-night incident, which occurred last February. Mullan, Mason, and a third man engaged in a variety of sexual activities, including masturbation, oral sex, and yes, full-on penetrative sex, on the Tube.

All of this allegedly occurred on the Northern Line between the Leicester Square and Waterloo stations (which is a feat in and of itself, since there’s only three stops between those stations, as some cheeky locals pointed out on Twitter.)

The pair even filmed themselves getting it on–much to the shock of their fellow passengers, one of whom reported the incident to the British Transport Police, according to The Sun U.K.

The man who came forward was reportedly a gay man himself and found the blatant public sex “morally unacceptable.”

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Mullan and Mason were identified following a police investigation into the incident. The third suspect hasn’t been apprehended, likely because his face was pixellated in security footage from the Tube station where the suspects exited.

The incident is shocking, sure, but we’re still reeling from another public indecency case across the pond in Chicago, where two priests were arrested for having gay sex…in public…in broad daylight. Yeah, there’s a lot to unpack there.

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