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Michael Fassbender is pretty awesome to hang out with it seems, not that this news should be a surprise. The ridiculously Oscar-snubbed Fassbender was celebrating the London premiere of his new film A Dangerous Method in London very, very early yesterday morning with costars Keira Knightley and Viggo Mortensen, when he was asked to leave for his rowdy behavior. Could we love this man anymore?

Fassy (that's our new nickname for him) was apparently at the restaurant 34 having a good time with a few libations when things supposedly got out of hand. According to an eyewitness: "He was grabbing his co-stars and waltzing around the room with them. He lit a cigarette indoors and that was the point it had gone too far."

First, why don't we live in London? Second, this eyewitness sounds like a complete snooze and a total narc. If Fassy wants to light up a smoke and get the party started, then let Fassy light up a smoke and get the party started. Also, this is how you know an event is getting good here in NYC. Come to the Big Apple Mike!

At the end of the night Fassy left without a fuss and the party went back to being boring. Fail London, fail.

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