Michael Fassbender Wants Everyone To Stop Talking About His Penis

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Michael Fassbender is very, very cute, and he is an amazing actor, but he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed. It’s always the pretty ones…

In a recent interview with Elle UK talk turned to the one thing we do all talk a great deal about, Michael Fassbender’s penis, and Michael Fassbender expressed his annoyance that everyone is so obsessed with his rod. It’s a totally fair point, and, as Mikey explains in the interview, he can’t really start bitching:

I can’t start saying, ‘Wait a second there is more about the film than my d**k; it’s one scene and it doesn’t go on for very long.

Were still good at this point, but then Mr. Fassbender loses us all by saying:

It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], ‘Your vagina …’ You know?

He does remember that there was a song at last year’s Oscars, the biggest and most prestigious awards show in all of film, about female nudity and boobs, right?  Oh, and that film he just did, The Counselor, guess what scene everyone is talking about? We could keep going, but you get the idea.

It started off as a good point, and then just went really, really wrong.

h/t: The Cut