In case you were worried that Michael J. Fox wasn’t still one of the most charming people alive, don’t worry, he is, even when talking trash about Taylor Swift.
Tina Fey had joked at the Golden Globes that Swift should “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” and when Vulture asked, Fox said he too wouldn’t want his son dating Swift.
“I don’t keep up with it all, “said Fox, “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” He added, “What a way to make a career.”
He then took a stab at what Taylor’s breakup lyric about his son may be, going with, “Sam, You Piece of Sh*t.”
In other words, if Swift showed up at his door, Fox would tell her to make like a tree and get out of there (shoot, we almost made it through the whole article without a Back To The Future reference).