Mike Huckabee's Alleged Gay Friend Surfaces On Twitter, Is Hilarious
In a recent CNN interview, Mike Huckabee made some strange analogies—comparing the gay "lifestyle" to drinking, swearing and enjoying ballet, and equating laws that require businesses treat LGBT customers like human beings to forcing Jews to eat bacon-wrapped shrimp.
But, like Michelle Bachmann and all good neocons, the Huckster insisted he has gay friends.
A worldwide hunt for the former governor's sissy soulmates turned up nothing—until @HuckabeesGayFriend surfaced on Twitter.
The anonymous "pal" is tweeting all kinds of mirthful commentary, and using #HopingforHuckabee, the hashtag supporters have created to encourage Huckabee to run for President in 2016.
— HuckabeesGayFriend (@HucksGayBFF) February 3, 2015
Take my right to marry—but not my dirty Martinis & @Beyonce @GovMikeHuckabee! Time for a Queer Eye message makeover! pic.twitter.com/9k79zUx26a— HuckabeesGayFriend (@HucksGayBFF) February 3, 2015
His tushie is even more voluminous! RT @JWinston31: @GovMikeHuckabee is the the male version of #KimKardashian: say anything for 15 mins — HuckabeesGayFriend (@HucksGayBFF) February 3, 2015
A dig at Huckabee's son, David, who reportedly killed a stray dog.
— HuckabeesGayFriend (@HucksGayBFF) February 3, 2015
.@GovMikeHuckabee For a minute I thought @mickhucknalI had compared gays to bacon wrapped shrimp! Mike, you urinate on the Huckabee legend! — Boy George (@BoyGeorge) February 2, 2015
and a response:
And then Huckabee's "real" gay friend emerged.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) February 2, 2015
Dan, WTF?
