Nice base Mitt!
Want to get political this Halloween, but also get to paint your entire face? Well you are in luck folks with this week’s Broke-Ass Halloween costume — Brownface Mitt Romney.
So get ready to get your presidential ambition on, and all for less than five bucks.
What You Will Need
- A suit
- Gel. Lots and lots of gel.
- COVERGIRL Queen Collection Natural Hue Liquid Makeup
How To Put It Together
- Put on your suit. This is free because you are an adult and should own a suit.
- Pour a ton of gel in your hand and start slicking back your hair. After about five or six applications you should be good.
- Apply a large amount of your new COVERGIRL liquid makeup to your face. The color should be somewhere around Jennifer Lopez with a suntan.
- Tell people you left your wife Ann at home because you were nervous people were getting sick of her an look genuinely confused when you see anything smaller than a hundred dollar bill.
- YOU’RE BROWNFACE MITT ROMNEY.
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