The folks behind The Vampire Diaries and Pretty

Little Liars are kicking off a web series called Dating Rules From My Future Self starring

tips.

In news that I'm sure is going to anger, well, everyone,

rumor has it that Akira is planning to cast Gary

Oldman as The Colonel and Helena Bonham Carter as Lady Miyako.

I have never wanted children of my own, but I imagine the

longing is similar to what I feel for new electronic toys. For me, seeing the Nest

Thermostat is a lot like finding out you're expecting twin geniuses.

You smell like a boy.

Speaking of things that are inspired by Steve Jobs, how would we feel about an adaptation of his biography being written by Aaron Sorkin? To me, the issue with Sorkin writing anything about

real people is that his dialog always sounds like Aaron Sorkin and not like

the people he's depicting.

It looks like we'll have to refuel the drones the gay mafia

have hovering over homes in California to take out witnesses in the Prop 8 trial,

because the judge has again extended the stay on the seal of the trial video

tapes. Thank heavens that as purveyors of the Gay Agenda we have infinite resources to smite

our enemies.

Did Pat Robertson

really say that the fringe elements of the Republican Party were dragging the presidential candidates so far right they

wouldn't be able to win a general election? Not that he's wrong, but I didn't

think Robertson ever made sense any more.

Queensland, Australia is set to pass a civil unions bill. Meanwhile, New Hampshire moves a step closer to repealing marriage equality.

While Chris Evans

may have used a butt double for What's Your Number, that doesn't

mean he didn't spend a lot of the movie naked except for a dish towel. Or

a guitar. Or maybe just an apple.

I want a crossbow

snowball launcher.

Chaz was eliminated on Dancing With the Stars last night,

but there's no doubt that he made a positive impression on the world this

season.

Episode 7 of Glee is huge for Santana.

Beyond that, I'm not saying a thing.

As expected, Michael

Fassbender's Shame has been slapped with an NC-17 rating for graphic sex and

full-frontal male nudity. I always find it fascinating that full-frontal female

nudity is never a reason for an NC-17, just male nudity.

I'm fascinated with this widget that estimates the world's population on a given date, like your

birthday. When I was born, there were only about 3.6 billion of us. Now we're

almost double that, despite my contribution of not procreating.

Occupy Duckburg. Break open the Money Bin!

The Racked Awards are given for different NYC retailing

achievements. But I'm fascinated that sexy, uber-gay Nasty Pig clothing was nominated for Best Window, along with Barneys and winner

Bergdorf Goodman. Maybe Barney's shouldn't have shouldered Simon Doonan aside.

Steven Tyler fell

in the shower in Paraguay and knocked out several teeth. He's doing O.K., though shows

had to be canceled. I'm torn between a joke about the dangers of a shower to

older folks, or the dangers of sobriety on balance.

I'm guessing that Ender's Game is actually happening, because Summit has assigned it a

March 15, 2013 release date. Between my fear that the story can't be filmed and

my disgust that Orson Scott Card

gets more money to direct against gay rights I had really hoped it would die

quietly. Again.

Senator Leahy has set hearings on the Respect for Marriage Act for

November 3.

I am entirely convinced that there is a painting of Jared Leto in an attic somewhere aging at a disturbing rate. I'm only a month older than Leto, and trust me, it's not like I've been turning down offers to have Terry Richardson shoot me in a man skirt for Vogue UK.

If I get to pick a celebrity photographer, I pick Adam Bouska

I'm really sorry about this image. Stick with you it will.

There are some sick, sick people out there.

This was pointed out to me in Twitterwatch. Thank you.

I need this shirt. I also need the pecs to position it properly for the joke.

New poster for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, but since I know nothing about the story, I have no idea what they intend to convey.

Probably not going to bother seeing this.

We interviewed Alan Ritchson in LA this week. With Ritchson as a subject, of course we also had to take some photos! Here's one. We'll publish the interview and a number of other photos next week!

Whaddaya know - Alan Ritchson looks good with clothes on too

With Halloween approaching, it only seems appropriate to watch this supercut of evil villains laughing. I love that they use Dr. Horrible to coach the villains on their laughs.

For the record, Nic Cage pees fire in real life. they didn't use special effects in Ghost Rider. He really should see someone about that.

I'm just going to come out and say it: This Air Force recruiting video is just embarrassing, and I'm an Air Force veteran. Seriously - why make up planes of the future like that? It was like watching a cheap version of Starship Troopers.

Curl up in bed with James Franco and read? Don't mind if I do. But if it was Dave Franco instead, not much reading would take place.

Looks like 50 Cent has attempted to recreate The Hangover in order to sell energy drinks. I'm not really clear on why.

Darren Criss serenades one of the greatest songwriters of a generation by changing the lyrics of his songs to mock him, then duets on "A Whole New World" with Lea Solonga.

Johnnie Walker attempts to spoof the Old Spice ads... and fails miserably. I think the Old Spice stuff is just so heightened and over the top it really is impossible to top it.

Robot Chicken is going to dedicate an entire episode to mocking super heroes. As a promo, they give us this skit with the Green Lantern that may be NSFW. My friends and I always felt GL was the gayest of the Super Friends, and this isn't helping his straight cred.