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Morning Meme: "Skyfall"'s Homoerotically Charged Scene, Adam Pally Is Slovenly In Real Life and Win an iPhone... With Your Penis

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Daniel Craig shares an erotically charged scene with Javier Bardem's villain in Skyfall, with Bardem stroking Bond's chest. Asked if he felt it had to do with the villain's sexuality, Craig said "What are you going to do? I don't see the world in sexual divisions. Someone suggested that Silva may be gay. And I'm like, I think he'll f**k anything."

When Rep. Paul Ryan stopped by a soup kitchen in Ohio, it was an unplanned stop, and the head of the charity isn't happy about it. The kitchen is funded by private donations, and is apolitical to keep the money flowing. “Had they asked for permission, itwouldn’thave been granted. … But Icertainlywouldn’thave let him wash clean pans, and then take a picture."

Adam Pally says that he shares a lot in common with his character Max on Happy Endings, so a lot of it isn't a stretch. As for worrying about how Max comes off in a scene, "“If you start thinking about Amy Poehler and Tina Feyrepercussions or stereotypes or ideas to break down, it stops being fun and it’s not pure. I try not to think about the end result.”

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have been tapped to host the Golden Globe Awards. I know the crowd gets alcohol, but do the hosts? Because this could be fun.

The court case about racial discrimination on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette has been dismissed, with the court finding casting decisions are “part and parcel of the creative process behind a television program – including the shows at issue here.” So I'm guessing an all gay edition is out of the question?

Shiloh Fernandez has joined Gregg Araki's White Bird. There's no word on the sexuality of the character, but it is Gregg Araki, so there's always hope.

Hulk Hogan has announced he's suing his former friend, sexual partner and Gawker Media for leaking his sex tape, for $100 million.Hulk Hogan

Republican billionaire Paul Singer has contributed $250,000 to marriage equality in Maryland, and the Human Rights Campaign has kicked in another $300,000 to help hold off what is sure to be an onslaught of negative ads.

There's a contest in Denmark where men submit pictures of their penises, and the smallest wins an iPhone. Is that really worth it?

Surprising no one, the soda industry has filed suit against the city of New York and Mayor Michael Bloomberg to stop the ban on selling sodas larger than 16oz at restaurants, vendors and venues.

The long awaited Ant Man from Edgar Wright has been given a release date of November 6, 2015, after years and years of waiting. Which leads to more years of waiting.

Rupert Murdoch is angry that celebrities affected by phone hacking in his organizations are meeting with Prime Minister Cameron. "Told UK's Cameron receiving scumbag celebrities pushing for even more privacy laws." Tell us how you really feel about the people whose privacy you invaded, Rupert.

Bryan AdamsSinger Bryan Adams says that he didn't know what to get Sir Elton John for his 47th birthday, so he sent him a picture of his penis. "I thought he'd appreciate it."

The Catholic Church is losing their property tax exemption as part of the austerity movement in Italy. The move is expected to bring in 500 million-€2 billion. Can you imagine the outcry if we did the right thing and made the same move in the United States?

Ted is officially the top R-rated original comedy in history, passing the $467.5 dollar mark. I hope the bear got some honey out of that.

Broadway for Obama did some phonebanking this weekend, and two of The Great White Way's hunkiest actors were present, Nick Adams and Andrew Keenan-Bolger, complete with Rainbow Obama.

Seriously, why are these two not on my television screen every week?

Gavin Creel couldn't be there, but contributed in his own way from Los Angeles

Hey, Colton Haynes, you just left the biggest hit of your career, what are you going to do? "I'm going to Disneyland!"

Seriously, who is the guy in purple with the great arms?

Meanwhile, his costar Keahu Kahuanai was hanging out at NASA, being nerdy and cute

Pauley Perette hanging out with Michael Urie at AIDS Walk

Which also saw a reunion of the cast of Popular

This ad from the National Organization for Marriage has to be the single most offensive video I've ever seen from them. (And that is really saying something.) They manage to indirectly compare marriage equality to drug use, pedophilia and incest, claim that everyone is already equal under the law since gay people can marry opposite sex partners if they want. They also beat that dead horse about children being best served in "natural marriage." This one is very difficult to watch without punching the monitor.

I'm not even sure that if I ran ten videos of kittens playing in jars I could make you happy after that, so I'm just going to combine cute with rage with this mashup of Dexter and Dexter's Laboratory, which gives you an outlet for your rage.

Rosie Perez has a few choice words for Mitt Romney about his crack that he'd be elected if he'd only been born Hispanic. Her delivery is spot on, but she also brings home the facts about the dangers of mocking 17% of the population.

Wreck-It Ralph continues to amuse with a commercial for the 1997 game Sugar Rush, which features so prominently in the movie. This is either going to be the best movie of the year, or a total disaster.

Finally, Conner Habib is back as the NewNowNext SexPert, giving advice to an actor who is dismayed that his boyfriend is becoming more successful that he is. It's great advice for any relationship where there's an emerging power/income inequality, and has some bonus advice from out actor Sam Pancake.

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