Becky Wegner Rommel of Ellettsville, Indiana, got herself a sliver of Internet fame this week with a bizarre video rant against marriage equality (and Muslim "extremeless") that she posted on Facebook.

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We knew Becky was comedy gold the minute we saw her—what with her thirsty bleached hair, her too-low-cut top, and her earbud cord draped across her chest like an IV drip.

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Drag Race queen Mrs. Kasha Davis knew it too, and recorded a deliciously wicked sendup of Becky's diatribe, pleading for cookie lovers everywhere to fight for "traditional Oreos."

"They're gonna make DOUBLE STUFF Oreos?!? Oreos are between two wafers and cream in the middle. NOTHING ELSE!"