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"Naked And Afraid" Is The Most Ridiculous & Deadly Reality Show Ever, And A Must Watch

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Still looking for a summer program to keep you captivated on Sunday evenings now that Mad Men is over and True Blood has reached a level of ridiculousness that makes us wonder how the actors actually manage to believably deliver their lines every week? Well friends, we have just the show -- Naked and Afraid.

This is hands down the best show of the summer.

The concept of this new reality show on Discovery is quite simple, and completely insane. Two strangers, a man and a woman, meet in one of the deadliest areas of the world (Costa Rican jungle, Tanzania, an abandoned island in the Maldives), take off all their clothes, and are forced to survive 21 days with no food, water or shelter.

The "winners" get to go home and shower, and the "losers," we're guessing, die.

The first episode features Kim and Shane, Kim a happy-go-lucky twenty something, and Shane, a man in his forties who seems batshit crazy right from the get go. Kim's happiness slowly fades during her time in the jungle, while Shane's craziness reaches levels we have not seen since the last time we watched The Shining.

[caption id="attachment_110027" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Just a little snake bite... Just a little snake bite...[/caption]

The episode actually begins with a great story about how the show's executive producer, while scouting the area days before the shoot, was bit by a fer-de-lance, one of the most poisonous snakes in the world, and almost died. He managed to survive but his foot seems to have basically been removed. Kim and Shane encounter these snakes repeatedly during their time in the jungle, so good luck with that kids.

From there the two bicker, fall, get bit by ants, burn down their shelter, vomit, kill some snakes, talk to themselves a whole lot, drink water from vines, smear mud all over their body and, despite all that nudity, do not have sex. Oh, and lose a whole bunch of weight, making us think we will soon see someone cash in on a "Naked And Afraid" diet.

Take a look at the first episode here, and wonder what will kill Kim first? The lack of food? Dehydration? A poisonous reptile? Her psychopathic companion Shane?

This makes Survivor look like an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

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