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NJ Lawyer High On Ecstasy Barges Into Strangers’ Home In Nothing But High Heels

"I'm grateful nothing worse happened."

A New Jersey lawyer was arrested last week after allegedly bursting into the home of strangers wearing “nary a thing” below his waist except for a pair of high heels.

Justin Paul Christodoro was believed to be high on ecstasy when he burst into the Rutherford home of an unsuspecting couple and exclaimed, “I’m here!,” according to police.

The 39-year-old was reportedly wearing nothing but a black shirt and a pair of heels, and left after realizing he was not in a familiar place. Police say they later found him asleep in his car in the driveway of another home, adding that he had a plastic bag containing MDMA in his possession.

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“He didn’t do anything to them; it was just the breaching of the threshold, as it were,” Rutherford Police Captain Patrick Feliciano said in a statement. “It did not appear he had bad intentions. I’m grateful nothing worse happened.”

Authorities say he was dressed the same way when they found him and that he did not know where he was or how he got there.

Christodoro now faces charges of trespassing, possession of a controlled substance, lewdness and a traffic violation for blocking the driveway.

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