Shia LaBeouf is boogying in the buff in the latest Sigur Ros video, clearly with no qualms about releasing his man member. He is the newest Hollywood star to join the club that Michael Fassbender has been heading (ha!) up since late last year.
So, in honor of this lack of occasion, here is our list of the five best naked dude moments from film of all time. Let’s do this!
Viggo Mortensen. Russian bath house. Naked fighting. There may have been knives or switchblades and punching and blood, but the entire time there was only one thing anyone was really focusing on. And it was not Mortensen’s impressive ink.
There was once a time when nudity was not in many movies. What’s more, male nudity was never EVER in the movies. This time was called the nineties, and Kevin Bacon changed that all when he slowly turned around while taking a steamy shower to show everyone his bacon. Ha!
The Crying Game
Hey, sh*t happens.
Ewan McGregor is no stranger to nudity, but he takes it to the next level in this flick by jumping around on stage sans pants while pouring glitter all over his body. Just the kind of guy we hope to one day take home to mom.
Dude hates pants. And clothes. I mean, sometimes we are not even positive if the appearance of Peter’s peter is in anyway conducive to the narrative, but we enjoy it none the less. We honestly sat through most of The Green Lantern waiting for him to drop trou evil villain style. And you know what they say about guys with big heads…