Some men are just fascinated by their own penises.

Like the young, unnamed guy who apparently discovered his unit made a suitable replacement for a ping-pong paddle.

A viral video shows this hairless blond returning a serve with such skill that we have to believe it's not his first time.

We can't show you the actual (NSFW) clip, but you can watch it here. And then let us know what you think about the sound effects.

Also, what rec room is this where college guys parade around naked? Because we would like to go to there.

h/t: Deadspin