Two naked college-aged men and their hunky underwear-clad accomplice burgled a Bonita Beach restaurant, but not for the cash or the prestige that comes with knocking off a local hamburger joint. Instead, they grabbed all the meat they could carry and made a buck-naked break for it.

The beefy burger bandits broke into Doc's Beach House on Sunday and stole 60 hamburgers, three pounds of bacon, three red peppers and — I guess because this is Florida and they needed an appropriate getaway vehicle — a paddleboard.

On Wednesday, Southwest Crime Stoppers released the security footage of the swoonworthy swindlers, though finding them shouldn't be too hard since they left a trail of red peppers in their wake — Hansel and Gretel style.

The good folks at Doc's, however, don't seem to hold any grudges against their meat muggers. General manager and vice president Lou Bangert even joked that his two female waitresses are hoping for a repeat offense. "These two want to meet the bandits," Bangert told News Press. "Everybody wants to work the night shift now."

Odds are this was all part of some college prank or hazing ritual, since we all know how fond straight dudes are of getting naked for the sake of laughter and brotherly bonding. Burt with the ladies of Doc's Beach House on the case, I'm sure their reign of sexy terror will soon come to an end.

And end in a paddleboard of shame the next morning.

h/t: Joe. My. God.