Nothing fills us with Christmas spirit more than real estate porn.

Neil Patrick Harris and husband David Burtka are showing off their festive crib in a new video for Architectural Digest.

The actor and chef have lived in the Harlem brownstone for six years. The building, constructed in the late 1800s, was previously a speakeasy for mill workers, a music school for girls, and a bed and breakfast.

Ooh and ahh over the couple's extensive art collection, robotic player piano, animatronic talking parrot, and "monkey bar" with wine on tap! Must be nice.

Harris and Burtka worked with decor company Balsam Hill to deck their home for the holidays. They have two Christmas trees, one for adults and one for the kids, twins Gideon and Harper.

"Downstairs, that’s sort of the fancy tree, and I say that with contempt," NPH explains. "Because he only allows gold-colored, silver-colored, or white. Don’t come into this house and try to put a green ornament on that tree. I learned that the hard way."

They also have an apothecary cabinet filled with surprise gifts for guests. Where's our invitation?

Take the AD tour below.