Neil Patrick Harris Has A Giant, Hairy, Trouser Weasel

Neil Patrick Harris released a new episode of Neil’s Puppet Dreams today, where we all learned some shocking, shocking news about the actor — he has a giant, hairy trouser weasel. Well, at least that’s what his husband David Burtka refers to it as.

Don’t believe us? Just take a look at the video above. But please be advised, this video is not safe for puppets.

Or weasels for that matter.

Oh, and holla at the Nathan Fillion cameo.

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