Judas Iscariot was apparently the worst boyfriend ever
The lyrics to the second single off Lady Gaga’s hotly anticipated “Born This Way” album have reportedly leaked, and they detail what sounds like the messiest break-up with a biblical figure since Samson and Delilah. Ugph apostles suck, amiright ladies?
Gaga seems to once again be exploring the theme of attraction and obsession in unhealthy relationships with this RedOne-produced track. They’re edgy, intriguing, and thought provoking, and show why Gaga will be taking home this year’s Always Next, Forever Now Award at the NewNowNext Awards on April 11th. Keep doing your thing, girl.
Also, they contain about 15 amazing possible future Lifetime movie titles. They are in no particular order:
“You Belong To Me” Sally Struthers secretly obsessed with an ice hockey Olympian.
“Laughing Behind Closed Doors” Elizabeth Banks as a malicious, vengeful pediatric surgeon.
“I’m Still In Love” Shelley Long rediscovering her attraction to her astronaut husband.
“No More Backstabbing” Delta Burke has HAD it with men.
“Death and Vanity” Shannen Doherty as a local TV news anchor by day, hit woman by night.
“Those Hot Nights” Blythe Danner on a Caribbean cruise.
“My Heart Bleeds” Lesley Ann Warren is trying to find love, but that rare blood disorder keeps getting in the way.
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?” Cybill Shepherd realizes one of her twin daughters is a murderer.
“Let Go Of Me” Annie Potts is determined to become an independent woman.
“Blood Colored Beads” No one is safe from Teri Garr on a murderous, arts and crafts inspired crime spree.
Check out the lyrics to “Judas” below:
Intro:
Dear Judas,
My beloved you belong to me
No more backstabbing please
Your blood colored beads
Jealousy, envy, insanity
My evil Judas (death and vanity)
My evil Judas (death and vanity)
Let go of me, your poison ivy
My evil Judas (death and vanity)
Please let go, you’re Poison Ivy to me
More Lyrics After The Break…
Verse One
As much as I obsess
about the sick things you do
Follow you around and stalk your every move,
I know you’re laughing behind closed doors, but no more, cause
I’m just a holy fool,
Oh baby he’s so cruel, but I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Chorus
When he comes to me, I am ready
I’ll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times he betrays me
I’ll bring him down, a king with no crown
Judas, look what have you done
My heart bleeds and you think it’s fun?
Verse Two
Second verse, same as the first
Your bible won’t save you now
From the glares of the everlasting light
Remember those hot nights where you lied and lied on my bed
Stabbed me in the back,
Let my blood trickle on your rose thorns
But he came and whispered in my ear and left me torn
‘Cause I’m just a holy fool
Oh baby, he’s so cruel, but I’m still in love with Judas, baby.
