Bitches can be fun roommates.
Forget about that bitch in apartment 23, television has introduced a whole crop of characters who would be far, far worse to live with than the boozy and immoral Chloe. There is every male cast member on Smash, whose egos would drive you to lay in traffic no doubt, Andy and April over on Parks & Rec whose complete disregard for a clean living area and utensils would have even the most understanding roomie moving out in days and most every character on a CBS sitcom, just because.
These five however seem like they would be the absolute worst. Take a look.
I am so very, very twee!
Jess (New Girl)
She may be “adorkable” and sweet as pie, but Jess is one giant pain in the ass roommate. She is always perky and happy, something no one enjoys all the time, and she is FULL of suggestions. In fact, she spends almost every week helping her male roommates change their lives. Now we love this show and it is amazingly written, we are just saying that thirty minutes a week with Jess is ideal for us, living with someone like that however would drive us insane.
Um, you said you were only having a FEW friends over.
Michelle Duggar (X Kids and Counting)
“Guess what roomie? I am pregnant. Again.” Michelle and her family are a lovely group but can you imagine living with this woman? She is probably always eating and you know you are going to have to take her to the doctor on a weekly basis. What’s worse, she is never going to have a tampon or a condom when you need one. And what kind of roommate is that?
Cute nails. Please don't kill me.
Shadow Monster (Game of Thrones)
We know very little about Shadow Monster but it looks like it just lives wherever it damn well pleases, whether you invited it or not. Also, given its shadowy looking acrylic nails and fangs, something tells us that Shadow Monster is a wee bit murderous. Not to mention a night owl from what we have seen, and no one wants a quiet night of sleep interrupted by a psychotic shadow.
Cat (My Cat From Hell)
Just watch. Also, this poor, poor man.
World's. Worst. Person.
That Bitch Edith (Downton Abbey)
Let’s say you are having a fun night with a guy and one thing leads to another and he comes home and you two are having some bedroom fun and he dies. Awful, horrible moment and you want your roommate of all people to understand, but this bitch will straight up start a letter writing campaign to bring you down. What’s worse, she’s ugly and has awful taste in men. A future spinster does not a good roomie make.
