For this week's edition of NewNowNext NOISE, John and I discuss Clay Aiken's recent decent into crotchetiness, craziness and "asexuality!" Then we move onto why Britney Spears is good for the economy - we owe her our jobs - and what we're looking forward to in tonight's Lost season premiere.

Watch it after the jump ... although my fiddling with a new video-editing software accidentally made it look like John and I are on Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee! Ugh - I know! You'll forgive us, right?