8 Signs You're Definitely In A Gay Bar
Chances are, if you've walked into a gay bar, it wasn't by coinkydink. But sometimes its hard to tell if a place called The End Zone is a homosexual watering hole or a sports bar. (They don't all have rainbow glass bricks under the bar, you know.)
To keep things straight—er, so to speak—here are nine signs that, without a shadow of a doubt, you are indeed in a gay bar.
The bathroom stalls don't have doors
It's not like going to the bathroom requires any privacy, right?
"Happy hour" extends from 10pm to 4am
And we're not complaining.
Kylie Minogue is on repeat on the jukebox
Your disco needs you.
There is no women's room
And even if there is, it's full of guys.
Alan Cumming shows up.
Of course, you might just be in the audience at Cabaret. It's hard to tell.
There's a drunk bachelorette party swarming the bar
Sounds about right.
Someone's hosting Broadway karaoke
You'll have to do more than lipsync for your life if you want adulation.
There's cruising—so much cruising
If you can't beat them, join them.