[caption id="attachment_69814" align="aligncenter" width="607"] Heartbreak, straight ahead.[/caption]

Un-spoiled fans beware -- media screeners are out for the much-anticipated "Break Up" episode of Glee, which airs tonight at 9/8c on Fox.  Lots of media sites have been spoiling bits of plot point and putting fans into a tizzy over how will break up, how they'll break up, and why. We've seen the episode too (get your tissues ready) and we're ready to give some anti-spoilers.  Three things that WON'T happen on tonight's Glee.

1. Rachel isn't pregnant. We know.  We were all thinking, "Finn hasn't been around for months and she just kissed Brody.  She's probably knocked up by now."  Nope.  Sorry.  No baby Rachel Berrys to terrorize New York just yet...

2. Kurt and Blaine don't elope. It's legal in New York and now that Kurt's a resident they might as well just do it.  We know fans would be a lot more excited (but not any more calm) if these spoilers were reversed.  No wedding bells yet, although Ryan Murphy has let it slip during Twitter chat that he sees Mr. Hummel married by 21, which isn't too far off...

3. Will isn't an alien (we think.)  Nothing in this episode leads us to believe that Will Schuester is an alien life form.

That's it.  Anything else is fair game.  Check back post-episode for our Glee gaycap!