Next up on Masterpiece Classic, "Downton Stables"

Now, we all know that merry England has many grand traditions. Among them, a propensity for orange marmalade, slightly confusing humor, and epic photo bombing.

This week’s example of the latter comes from last night’s UK premiere of brand new, Spielberg piece of horse fan fiction, War Horse. Do you think this red carpet reporter is much of an equestrian? I’m going to go with neiiighh, before departing on my cross-Atlantic comedy tour.

Below a red carpet reporter and a horse enact a melodrama through stolen glances. Middleton wasn't the only one brought to tears at last night's premiere.

"What is War Horse doing here surrounded by those men?" [All is not quiet on the Western front]

"What do you mean you saw War Horse downtown? He's visiting his mother in Brighton..."

"Maybe that wasn't ketchup on War Horse's bit"

"Mama always said to never look a grift horse in the mouth"