The Olympics can get a bit boring at times, with all the dressage and skeet-shooting we are forced to sit through while waiting for swimming and gymnastics, so we have decided to spice things up a bit with some Olympic Drag Sports. While not currently included in the lineup of sports, we have no doubt the IOC will reconsider after seeing this presentation.
And let us know your own recommendations on Twitter, using the hastag #OlympicDragSports.
Fearcing
Your opponent may have a sabre, but you will not. Now use those moves to knock that weapon out of their hand and claim Gold.
Shading
Anyone can hit a target with a bullet, but how about destroy it with their stare? Now throw some shade, shatter some skeets and go home victorious.
Dragathlon
Sewing. Singing. Smizing.
Sychronized Styling
You are your partner better stop with the petty arguments and get yourself in sync to take home top prize in this event. Clothes, makeup, hair — now don’t fu*k it up.
Weavelifting
Those things get heavy when wet, now get them over your head.
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